Tamponivampyyri

Story of a Tampon Vampire

Wind turns cold as moon rises above the roof tops as warmth of the september day passes and day turns into night. Far at the edge of the town stands church which steeples draw silhouette against the night sky as moon rises ever higher.
There in the old churches second steeple lives Tampon Vampire. 
After the moon has reached it`s highes peak Tampon Vampire spreads it`s wings and rises high in the cool night air ready for the future acts of blood.

Using it`s sonar Tampon Vampire directs it`s silent flight to the next door market.
Without anyone noticing it passes two clerks at the register, giggling their young age. Past the old lady at the meat desk, desperate to find mettwurst band-aid to fill the awfull emptines her late husband has left behind.
Past the single mothers with their children it fies and seeks without anyone noticing because Tampon Vampire is a master of camouflaging in it`s enviroment.

Finaly Tampon Vampire finds an aisle it`s looking for. The aisle of female hygiene products. There, from all the tampon packages it chooses the most tempting one to hide in and wait for it`s victim.

This is the most difficlt and dangerous phase of Tampon Vampires hunting habits because every once and awhile it might have to wait for it`s victim for days trapped inside the dark throught of the package. In worst case especially if time has passed since it`s last meal this could lead to it`s death.

Also sunlights drying effect is deadly for Tampon Vampire and that is why it must carefully avoid daylight during it`s hunts.

However tonight Tampon Vampire don`t have to wait long when hasty clatter of high heel shoes draws nearer.  

When woman picks the package Tampon Vampires senses sharpen from a thought of the closing blood feast. It knows that now one must stay absolutely quiet.

Amidst of bananas and pineapples the unsuspecting woman takes Vampire to her home.

As the menses start, woman slightly over twenty of age, small, slim and fair as a painting, picks Tampon Vampire from the package. Even Tampon Vampire knows not show it`s teeth just yet small smile ripples it`s lips.

Woman sets the vampire she thinks to is a tampon in it`s place and quickly Tampon Vampire burrows deeper in the soft hole until only short piece of string is visible between womans thighs.

Sounds of drinking fill the darkness...

After six hours Tampon Vampire stays still feeding with womans blood getting fatter until woman thinks that tima has come to change the tampon. This would in principle be unnecessary becaus of the unbelievable absorption capacity of Tampon Vampire. For Tampon Vampire it would be possible to feast continuously for whole week after of which it would detach itself.
This time however things go different.
Tampon Vampire feels the first yanks disturbing it`s meal and indignantly exposes it`s teeth and sticks tighter womans vagina.

Slightly surprised woman pulls harder from the tail she thinks as string and Tampon Vampire gets loose. Out pulled and outraged Tampon vampire scrabble at the end of of it`s string flapping it`s wings and furiously hissing at the womans face. Face that is framed by the most beautiful blond hair that one might imagine, turns into expression of pure horror and despair.

Scream fills the small space of WC bouncing from ceramic tiles wall to wall. For a moment there it feels that scream won`t ever die out and is forced to echo there and reread this moment of horror for ever and ever. Moment that makes beauty of this beautiful creature wither early.

After it`s cover has blown Tampon Vampire knows there is not much night left and speeds out of the open window into the escaping night where shadows are fading scaringly fast.

Without wavering it flies back to it`s familiar steeple and there in the shadows it bestows Tampon Vampire wraps itself for a day and rests to gain strenght for future adventures.

Read also about Tampon Vampires eventful future adventures.

In next heart stopping episode:

Angry towns people burn down the church and drive Tampon Vampire into hiding.

See also tampon vampires adventures on silverscreen!

In a movie Tampon Vampire and Happy Fellows of Sodom.

Spectacular dance scenes! Three oscar nominations! Best cameo appearance, Best Direction and set design.